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QB 300: A Free Introduction by W. A. Robison QB 300: A Free Introduction by W. A. Robison Sep. 08, 2010 Free! 3788 words Read a sample
This is a free introduction to the E-Book, "Quiz Bowling: A Perfect 300 Game." The book is made up of twenty games of four rounds each with a total of 55 questions and answers in each round. This introduction contains three complete games in the same format. It is designed to be fun for the individual who loves quizzes or for friendly competition. It is rated "G" for family fun.
Satan's Little Acre by Janice Daugharty Satan's Little Acre by Janice Daugharty Sep. 08, 2010 $0.99 789 words Sample 30%
Land for sale! Best Offer. Or free--if you are willing and able to take over annual property taxes at $4,000 dollars on one acre of swamp in Southeast Georgia. View at your own risk. No refunds.
Growing Up Isn't For Kids by Patrick Triplett Growing Up Isn't For Kids by Patrick Triplett Sep. 07, 2010 $1.99 18412 words Sample 25%
A nostalgic look back at growing up in the fifties and uncovering the mysteries of life, religion and sex.
Piebald by Janice Daugharty Piebald by Janice Daugharty Sep. 06, 2010 $0.99 751 words Sample 50%
What would you do if you were suddenly blessed with a piebald deer mount in your small living room? No problem if it was placed as a centerpiece by an enemy, but a husband of many years is a different story. Add to that, this husband really thinks "Piebald" is a masterpiece.
The Funny Side of Barbie by Clare Higgins The Funny Side of Barbie by Clare Higgins Sep. 01, 2010 $5.00 12967 words Sample 50%
101 hilarious and true stories of the off-the-wall things kids do to Barbie dolls.
Twitterario by Eduardo Acevedo Twitterario by Eduardo Acevedo Sep. 01, 2010 Free! 9403 words Read a sample
Twitter literario de @AcevedoEduardo. Recopilación de tweets para que usted se relaje, sonría y se deje llevar -hasta puede conmoverse. Se recomienda leerlo cuando le dé la gana.
WoW Factor: an insider's look at the real skills developed in the virtual World of Warcraft by Kirk Wankel WoW Factor: an insider's look at the real skills developed in the virtual World of Warcraft by Kirk Wankel Aug. 30, 2010 $9.99 102902 words Sample 50%
Every day players develop valuable skills in the virtual World of Warcraft. The raid leader that helped your guild complete the latest expansion could be training to become the next great CEO. From battlefields to boardrooms, WoW Factor is an entertaining journey, transporting the World of Warcraft player out of the virtual world and into the real one.
The Free, Online, Concise Guide to No Limit Holdem Poker by Poker Anon The Free, Online, Concise Guide to No Limit Holdem Poker by Poker Anon Aug. 30, 2010 Free! 14431 words Read a sample
Whether you play poker for fun, play for real money or are preparing for a poker tournament fundraiser this guide will tutor you on the basics of poker and beyond. And it's free. This guide includes: - Playing styles; their advantages and vulnerabilities, - the mathematics of poker including outs, odds, percentages, pot odds, and implied odds - additional suggested readings
Adventures In Camping with Scoop Jackson by Scoop Jackson (aka Paul McMurray) Adventures In Camping with Scoop Jackson by Scoop Jackson (aka Paul McMurray) Aug. 28, 2010 $0.99 32917 words Sample 33%
25 years of camping craziness--A Survival Guide! Exploding Toilets, Animal Hazards, Mudwrestling with Angry Nuns, Food & Drink Disasters, and other common camping mishaps, all (mostly) true! Plus great (& real) food & drink recipes, including Deep-Fried Cajun Turkey and BBQ Armadillo. And FYI: Spider-eating Tips! Yes, you need to read this book for your own camping safety--or wind up next!
Keeping It Real: The Fearless Profile of Megan Slankard by D. Patrick Miller Keeping It Real: The Fearless Profile of Megan Slankard by D. Patrick Miller Aug. 27, 2010 Free! 1957 words Read a sample
A revealing interview with the up-and-coming singer-songwriter Megan Slankard, answering questions about her creative process, her modes of inspiration, and how she survived the pressures of appearing on "What Not to Wear"
Standing Up by William Todd Standing Up by William Todd Aug. 23, 2010 $4.99 53237 words Sample 50%
Standing Up is a collection of stories about a hardened, streetwise, ex-cabbie-turned-comedian who’s out to get what he can of this world. Cabbie Bill has traded his megaphone in for a standup mike to tell the world about his experiences in the hopes of getting rich.
The Labyrinth by World Audience The Labyrinth by World Audience Aug. 22, 2010 $9.99 49976 words Sample 20%
The Labyrinth is the memoir of M. Stefan Strozier. Strozier is a modern-day, global Huck Finn. 2nd Edition! Revised, expanded, updated, edited by Kyle David Torke; and with a new cover; prefaced by Lee Stringer.
It's Not Just a Ballgame Anymore by Sean Michael Hogan It's Not Just a Ballgame Anymore by Sean Michael Hogan Aug. 19, 2010 $2.99 37250 words Sample 20%
Funny and irreverent essays from a tragic sports fan and astute political commentator, with all the scathing recklessness you'd expect from someone with a habit of rooting for losers, from Buffalo sports teams to the White House. These tales of competition, corruption, war and hope have been performance-enhanced for your enjoyment.
Metal Queens: Classic Metal, Volume I Number II by Armand Rosamilia Metal Queens: Classic Metal, Volume I Number II by Armand Rosamilia Aug. 15, 2010 $2.99 8346 words Sample 10%
Metal Queens includes dozens of Female Metal fans and what they love about Metal! Featuring Girlschool, Methadol, Katya, Cycle Sluts From Hell, 3rd Room, Shadowside, Queen Diamond, Melody Henry, Deanadoll, ThundHerStruck, Daisy Grenades, Troublemaker, Dendura and so much more!
Pearls for Baby Boomers (Wisdom Not Included) by Tor Richardson Pearls for Baby Boomers (Wisdom Not Included) by Tor Richardson Aug. 12, 2010 $0.99 5868 words Sample 30%
Conventional wisdom says Baby Boomers should be retiring soon, but the world has gone slightly insane. Conventional wisdom is out the window. Travel is hard, money is troubling, doctors are annoying, and people are just plain rude. In a world where we are still too polite to speak our minds, Tor Richardson offers a pair of essays that might just do a little of that for us.
The Pensacola Cracker Barrel by Ronald Allen The Pensacola Cracker Barrel by Ronald Allen Aug. 12, 2010 $0.99 535 words Sample 70%
Have you ever turned off an Interstate highway to find a restaurant you've seen advertised on a billboard, just to find "you can't get there from here"? This is a poetic saga of such an adventure.
Tales From The Wild Blue Yonder *Taking Mexico Flying* by John Olson Tales From The Wild Blue Yonder *Taking Mexico Flying* by John Olson Aug. 10, 2010 $1.99 62159 words Sample 10%
Take a flying safari to Old Mexico. Come along on a wild ride and never even leave your arm chair. Sky out with a wild cast of characters. Find out what flying's really all about!
Fame, Fire, and Surrender: The Fearless Interview with Brett Butler by D. Patrick Miller Fame, Fire, and Surrender: The Fearless Interview with Brett Butler by D. Patrick Miller Aug. 06, 2010 Free! 4374 words Read a sample
For all those who have wondered, "Whatever happened to Brett Butler?", his no-holds-barred interview with the beloved comedian and star of "Grace Under Fire" reveals the inner life of a spirited performer.
Me and the Gargantuan Space Babes: Omnibus Edition by D. Patrick Miller Me and the Gargantuan Space Babes: Omnibus Edition by D. Patrick Miller Aug. 06, 2010 $2.95 7290 words Sample 33%
Miles Driven, the Last of the Smooth Movers and a Celebrated Great Escapist, tells the six-part, all-too-true story of how his sojourn at a Krispy Kreme doughnut parlor morphs into a galactic battle with gargantuan space babes who wouldn't think twice about dissolving his consciousness in a karmic acid bath. You'll never guess how he pulls himself together and gets out of this one!
Higher Straits: The Fearless Interview with David Knopfler by D. Patrick Miller Higher Straits: The Fearless Interview with David Knopfler by D. Patrick Miller Aug. 05, 2010 Free! 2294 words Read a sample
In this revealing conversation, 'Dire Straits' co-founder David Knopfler talks about the creative life and how he's protected his integrity as an independent musician
Dreams Are Unfinished Thoughts by Brian Paone Dreams Are Unfinished Thoughts by Brian Paone Aug. 05, 2010 $2.99 133579 words Sample 50%
In Brian Paone's first novel, he chronicles the trials and tribulations of befriending a "rock star." The novel follows their 11 year friendship which includes a battle with drug abuse, depression, the music industry, and an ultimately death.
Doping with RC Cola and a Moon Pie by D. Patrick Miller Doping with RC Cola and a Moon Pie by D. Patrick Miller Aug. 05, 2010 Free! 2717 words Read a sample
The true story of how the author wandered off the track of competitive bicycling, never to return. This shocking confessional reveals the final, dirty little truth behind the Floyd Landis scandal and the rumors swirling around Lance Armstrong: the sport is just too damn hard!
Two Tone Jimmy by Ronald Allen Two Tone Jimmy by Ronald Allen Aug. 04, 2010 $0.99 2296 words Sample 50%
I hate high pressure sales routines! My wife knows I hate high pressure sales routines, but sometimes she judges the potential rewards sufficient to justify a violation of my sensitivities. That’s what happened the day we met Two Tone Jimmy.
Good E-Reader Magazine August 2010 by Michael Kazlew Good E-Reader Magazine August 2010 by Michael Kazlew Aug. 03, 2010 $1.99 16912 words Sample 15%
Every month we release our Good E-Reader Magazine. Our mandate is to write about all of the latest E-Reader, E-Book and Slate/Tablet news. We publish the worlds only Pure E-Reader and Tablet and Slate PC Magazine in the world! We have exclusive interviews with some of the worlds leading CEOS of major companies who make said e-readers.
The War of the Squirrels by Ronald Allen The War of the Squirrels by Ronald Allen Aug. 03, 2010 $0.99 3812 words Sample 50%
Humorous version of the age-old battle of keeping bird feeders squirrel-free! If you're a bird lover, you've been there!
A 40-year-old Midget in a Little Girl's Suit by Bette Nunn A 40-year-old Midget in a Little Girl's Suit by Bette Nunn Jul. 28, 2010 $4.99 15761 words Sample 15%
This story is about Abby Walls Huff’s life and the funny things she said and did. The book is compiled from things her mother, the author, collected over the years, adding that Abby was the funniest of her three children. This is a story about an extended family and things that happened as they were growing up.
Revolutions for Fun and Profit! by Ryan Shattuck Revolutions for Fun and Profit! by Ryan Shattuck Jul. 27, 2010 Free! 39729 words Read a sample
Want to start a revolution but don’t know where to begin? This guidebook is for you! Inside, you will find answers to all your questions about revolutions, including: Is it okay for revolutionaries to wear white after Labor Day? Which was more dangerous: the French Revolution or the Dance Dance Revolution? All these questions - AND MORE - will be answered in this revolutionary guidebook!
STEP RIGHT UP!...I'm Gonna Scare The Pants Off America by William Castle STEP RIGHT UP!...I'm Gonna Scare The Pants Off America by William Castle Jul. 27, 2010 $8.99 72161 words Sample 10%
Nostalgia vies with rollicking good fun in these anecdote-studded memoirs of legendary horror director William Castle. Remember the Lloyds of London life insurance policy that protected moviegoers if they were frightened to death by "Macabre"? Or the theatre seats that buzzed when "The Tingler" came on screen...and refunds for cowards who could not face the last terrifying minutes of "Homicidal"?
Hugely-significant vocational unpleasantness by Dan W.Griffin Hugely-significant vocational unpleasantness by Dan W.Griffin Jul. 22, 2010 Free! 2305 words Read a sample
What's your worst-ever job? Of mine, this was one of many. I hope that it doesn't put you off chicken.
BURNED - Living Through the 80s and 90s as a Rock Guitarist by Bobby DeVito BURNED - Living Through the 80s and 90s as a Rock Guitarist by Bobby DeVito Jul. 21, 2010 You set the price! 68464 words Sample 25%
A quick scan of the pages herein revealed that the contents of this book lie somewhere between a Bukowski novel and the lyrics of Prince’s Little Red Corvette. As I pressed onward, a small voice in my head got louder and louder until I could no longer ignore the question. Why in the world would anyone want to read a story about Bobby Devito? This is the tale of an atypical wannabe rockstar!
Lighting Design for Modern Houses of Worship by Richard Cadena Lighting Design for Modern Houses of Worship by Richard Cadena Jul. 19, 2010 $9.95 34655 words Sample 25%
Lighting Design for Modern Houses of Worship is a complete step-by-step guide to lighting design for people of all levels of experience. It covers everything from the basics of lighting, including the McCandless method, to more advanced topics like the "jewel" lighting method, lighting for video, color theory, rendering, visualization, documentation and paperwork.
Tied In: The Business, History and Craft of Media Tie-In Writing by Lee Goldberg Tied In: The Business, History and Craft of Media Tie-In Writing by Lee Goldberg Jul. 18, 2010 $2.99 74042 words Sample 25%
A unique, ground-breaking collection of lively, informative, and provocative essays & interviews from some of the most acclaimed and bestselling authors of tie-in books & novelizations about what they do and how they do it. Contributors include Max Allan Collins, Elizabeth Massie, Raymond Benson, Alina Adams, Jeff Mariotte, Nancy Holder, Tod Goldberg, Donald Bain, Aaron Rosenberg and Greg Cox.
101 Ways To Market Your Music On The Web by Simon Adams 101 Ways To Market Your Music On The Web by Simon Adams Jul. 18, 2010 $18.99 75110 words
Save thousands in PR agency fees! This book tells you which digital promotion tools & marketing techniques you should be using to promote your music online. We reveal all the secrets music publicists want to keep to themselves! 101 Ways To Market Your Music On The Web is the #1 book for independent artists and bands seeking to market and promote their music via the web at little or no cost.
Tay Thi by Pham Lam Khai Tay Thi by Pham Lam Khai Jul. 17, 2010 $14.99 118840 words Sample 50%
Thời kỳ Xuân Thu – Chiến Quốc, Việt quốc có 1 cô gái giặt áo, ngũ quan đoan chính, phấn diện đào hoa, tướng mạo hơn người. Khi cô giặt áo bên bờ sông, bóng cô soi trên mặt nước sông trong suốt làm cô thêm xinh đẹp.
Collection the songs of Trinh Cong Son by Pham Lam Khai Collection the songs of Trinh Cong Son by Pham Lam Khai Jul. 17, 2010 $19.99 25066 words Sample 50%
Tuyển tập các ca khúc bất tử của Cố Nhạc Sỹ Trịnh Công Sơn. Hình như các tác phẩm của Ông đi liền với sự hình thành của loài người. Qua các ca khúc ta hiểu được cuộc đời và nhân sinh, vận mệnh. Những cảm giác mà đôi khi ta có mà không biết! Mời các bạn sưu tầm!
Horoscope in Your Hands by Phoebe Matthews Horoscope in Your Hands by Phoebe Matthews Jul. 12, 2010 $2.99 6413 words Sample 20%
Horoscope in Your Hands is a guide to quick, easy and fun fortunetelling. In minutes learn to read palms using astrological data. The perfect party entertainment, nothing to take with you, all you need is a little practice and a hand to hold. Based on an astrology magazine series by the author, Phoebe Matthews.
The City of Talon by Brent Newhall The City of Talon by Brent Newhall Jul. 07, 2010 $4.99 17547 words Sample 25%
Talon is a tabletop RPG setting, suitable for use in any Medieval fantasy world. Describes a complex seaside mercantile city, with dozens of locations and characters (friendly and otherwise), including stat blocks for Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition, 3.5, and GURPS.
The Secret World of Jon and Kate: The Stupidest Story in the History of the Universe and the People Who Covered It by Al Walentis The Secret World of Jon and Kate: The Stupidest Story in the History of the Universe and the People Who Covered It by Al Walentis Jul. 06, 2010 $9.99 66058 words Sample 15%
The crazy world of Jon and Kate Gosselin like you've never seen it before! Al Walentis reported on the story for Us Weekly and he delivers a pull-no-punches account of the madness of tabloid journalism, taking you behind the scenes to show what it was really like at ground zero when international paparazzi swarmed into Wernersville, Pennsylvania to cover the unlikeliest celebrity story in history.
The Savvy Citizen's Guide to Surviving the End of the World if All You've Got Left is Your Kindle, Nook, iPad, Sony Reader, or Other Way-Cool Reading Device by Roy The Savvy Citizen's Guide to Surviving the End of the World if All You've Got Left is Your Kindle, Nook, iPad, Sony Reader, or Other Way-Cool Reading Device by Roy "Bulldog" O'Connor Jul. 04, 2010 $2.99 9317 words Sample 30%
Mix two parts humor, one part education, and you've got the Savvy Citizen's Guides. In this guide, an expert survivalist navigates us through the end of the world, even if all you've got left is your e-reader. Whether it's 2012, economic collapse, or nuclear war, you'll learn how to get to safety, provide for your needs, and secure massive amounts of free ice cream.
Nerd Story -- Nerd Sex and Other Tales from the Great Computer Revolution by Bill Gervasi Nerd Story -- Nerd Sex and Other Tales from the Great Computer Revolution by Bill Gervasi Jul. 01, 2010 $7.49 92274 words Sample 50%
This memoir tells the personal story of a nerd who managed to be in the right place at the right time when the computer industry was in its infancy. The author was one of thousands of bobbleheads who didn’t just watch but also participated in the Great Computer Revolution, playing tricks on each other, eating and drinking together, and having a hell of a time along the way.
Alien Report Card: In Which a Real-Life Alien Being Gives Us a Progress Report on the Human Condition by Bonobo the Alien Alien Report Card: In Which a Real-Life Alien Being Gives Us a Progress Report on the Human Condition by Bonobo the Alien Jun. 30, 2010 $2.99 11815 words Sample 50%
Meet Bonobo. He's an alien from outer space who's stranded on Earth, and he's taken time out from his busy schedule of taste-testing margaritas and chocolate to give us a report card on the human condition. Illustrated with highly technical stick-figure artwork, Bonobo gives us an outsider's perspective on human politics, sex, marriage, technology, toilet paper, and much, much more.
The Color of Blackjack by Daniel Dravot The Color of Blackjack by Daniel Dravot Jun. 28, 2010 $9.99 15805 words Sample 28%
This revolutionary blackjack card counting system eliminates complicated calculations and condenses it to a single chart to visualize. This book is an enticing and simplified methodology that squeezes every last drop from the KO count. You'll be playing at a skillful level after applying the concepts in the first four chapters. You'll learn all you need to know to extract money from a casino.
Be A Winner At Slots by Pat Budd Be A Winner At Slots by Pat Budd Jun. 26, 2010 $6.99 11342 words Sample 10%
If you've ever visited a casino you've probably played slot machines. If you're like most people you've probably left your money with the casino. Winning At Slots gives you strategies and tips to help you win more often and keep the money you win. Lady luck always plays a part in any form of gambling, but with these strategies you are much more likely to be a winner and come home with the money
Scary Beast by CE Wills Scary Beast by CE Wills Jun. 25, 2010 Free! 1210 words Read a sample
When you go strolling in the woods be sure to take a gun. Also, it would be wise to check your back-trail occasionally. A true story about my encounter with a mountain lion.
Bookstore Lore: The Stupidest Questions Ever Asked in a Bookstore by Bookstore Lore Bookstore Lore: The Stupidest Questions Ever Asked in a Bookstore by Bookstore Lore Jun. 22, 2010 Free! 4059 words Read a sample
The original collection of "Most Stupid Questions Ever" compiled, and with an introduction by, Chris Haight, and collected by generations of bookstore workers from downtown San Francisco, California.
Inside the World of Vampires by Michele Dunaway Inside the World of Vampires by Michele Dunaway Jun. 22, 2010 $3.99 48909 words Sample 5%
Inside the World of Vampires dissects the vampire world. Discover what being a vampire entails, including how vampires live and love, and how vamps have evolved. Peer into vampires’ homes and jobs. Discover their religious struggle, and investigate vampire powers and slayer’s secrets. Features interviews with top vampire experts and NYT best selling authors; features movie and TV vampires.
Son of a Son of a Gambler: Winners, Losers, and What to Do When You Win the Lottery by Don McNay Son of a Son of a Gambler: Winners, Losers, and What to Do When You Win the Lottery by Don McNay Jun. 21, 2010 $9.99 48735 words Sample 20%
The second book by syndicated columnist and Huffington Post contributor Don McNay touches on two central themes: lottery winners and McNay's perspective on life as the son of a bookmaker and professional gambler.
10 Dating Lessons from Sex and the City by Pamela Diane King 10 Dating Lessons from Sex and the City by Pamela Diane King Jun. 21, 2010 $1.99 5522 words Sample 25%
10 Dating Lessons from Sex and the City is the essential guide to dating, based on the cult hit Sex and the City. By studying the dating drama and disasters in Sex and the City, women can discover what to do, and what not to do when it comes to dating and relationships. The book provides humorous and practical dating advice for women of all ages written by an author with a degree in Psychology.
Playing Solitaire: 25 Versions of One of the Greatest Games by Jeff Altman, The Big Game Hunter Playing Solitaire: 25 Versions of One of the Greatest Games by Jeff Altman, The Big Game Hunter Jun. 20, 2010 $5.00 6591 words Sample 10%
I learned to play solitaire from my brother when I was a boy. Our father took us to Orchard Beach in The Bronx on the bus and we would sit on the grass playing catch or playing solitaire or gin rummy. Now, as an adult, my son is starting to learn the game and likes it, too. "Playing Solitaire: 25 Versions of One of The Greatest Games" will teach you how to play 25 different versions of the game an
The James Bond Movie Guide by Kyle W. Bell The James Bond Movie Guide by Kyle W. Bell Jun. 18, 2010 $7.99 24364 words Sample 25%
The James Bond Movie Guide is the ultimate source for this renowned movie franchise. With a collection of reviews and summaries for the 22 films, you will learn about each in detail and without fear of spoilers. A list of facts and cast for each film is included, along with series trivia, figures, and charts. Adding to the value are reviews for James Bond video games dating back to GoldenEye.